The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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