I'm jealous of your bromance
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
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Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
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Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.