they need to just BURY HIM!
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
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fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
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Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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