Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
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she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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