Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Randomize
