Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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