I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Randomize
