Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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