are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Randomize
