: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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