the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
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I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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