So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
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I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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