She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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