"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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