Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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