No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
My life is pants optional.
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