this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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