glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
