Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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