I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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