And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
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