you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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