let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
You did what with his pubic hair?
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