Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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