But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
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She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
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I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
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