So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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