So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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