im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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