are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Is it penis luge time yet?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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