I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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