i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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