i permit you to call me
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
is wine microwaveable?
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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