My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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