Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Randomize
