hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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