I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
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Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
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He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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