sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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