I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
