Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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