Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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