the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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