Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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