hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
The adults are the big ones right?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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