And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
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I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
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she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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