i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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