oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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