Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
we're chasing vodka with high fives
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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