dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
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