it wasn't lemon gatorade
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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