Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
