operation have a gay friend backfired
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
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i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
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So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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