well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
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Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
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I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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