I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
