Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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